People Who Are the Opposite of Einstein - 1st Edition

I put 1st edition in the title because I have a feeling this won't be the last one of these we throw up here. Part of my 2009 goals is to practice better patience and it helps to write about these kinds of people...Wow, the blog is already helping us achieve our goals!

People who drive aggressively or ignorantly with young children in their vehicle are the opposite of Einstein.

I do not have kids yet, but I will someday, and when I picture the beauty that will be my child, I cannot EVER imagine putting them in danger like some people do when they drive. For gooodness sakes, I drive below the speed limit when I'm taking my CATS to the vet (though if you've seen some of my other posts, I guess that's not too surprising).

But what I saw yesterday goes way past driving like an idiot. I saw a woman driving a giant van, talking on her cellphone. Okay, we all talk on our cellphone while driving sometimes, so not too out of the ordinary, but here's where it all goes wrong: there was someone in the passenger seat, someone in the seat behind the driver, someone in the captain's chair behind the front-passenger, and a 5 year-old girl STANDING UP in between the four seats!

Einstein that woman is not...